I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
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I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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