i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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