just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
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We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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