Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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