I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
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I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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