I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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