I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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