Slut skills are useful in every country.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
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Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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