i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
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Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
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So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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