I puked a lego.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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