There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
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How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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