I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
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i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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