In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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