were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
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My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
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she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
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