We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
She even gives head with a lisp.
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She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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