He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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