i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Still dying that you shit outside
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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