OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
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What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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