you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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