HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
why do cheetos always look like penises
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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