he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
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It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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