I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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