Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
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Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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