I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
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in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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