Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
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My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
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I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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