At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
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I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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