Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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