just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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