ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
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We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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