? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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