I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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