problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Girls should come with a carfax report
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currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
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We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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