It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
don't judge my taste in strippers
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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