just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
it's not cheating when I paid for it
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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