True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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