I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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