Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
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COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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