I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
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im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
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Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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