wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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