I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
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no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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