it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
the day after is always just damage control
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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