i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
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he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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