I must be too annoying 4 u.
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
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I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
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I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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