I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
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i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
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no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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