She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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