ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
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Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
These tits shall not be calmed
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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