Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
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it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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