How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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