just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
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