she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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